I'm not jalop

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 01/10/2015 at 09:56 • Filed to: None

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2015 Mazda3

1979 F-150

1989 BMW 325is

PS9 > Funktheduck 01/10/2015 at 10:04

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may as well give in and trade it all away for a Prius now...

Funktheduck > PS9 01/10/2015 at 10:06

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Prius V

VonBelmont > Funktheduck 01/10/2015 at 10:07

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It's gotta be a brown 12cyl. manual diesel Miatawagon to be 100% Jalop.

Funktheduck > VonBelmont 01/10/2015 at 10:12

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Or 2 1/2 cylinder. With an electric motor powering one wheel. The batteries are charged by a hipster strapped to the roof pedaling a fixie.

I just realized jalopnik is the website for car hipsters.

VonBelmont > Funktheduck 01/10/2015 at 10:15

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Just?

Funktheduck > VonBelmont 01/10/2015 at 10:20

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I knew most of the writers were. I think I'm broken.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Funktheduck 01/10/2015 at 10:36

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Don't feel bad, my Fiesta ST is apparently only 10-20 also.

Textured Soy Protein > Funktheduck 01/10/2015 at 10:41

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2013 BMW 135is - 61-70% jalop

2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee - 21-30% jalop

I'll take it.